swan_bite

wow, unexpected hiatus was unexpected.

i feel so freaking out of it, my darlings. this is sooooooo weird. am i really posting? i've lost practice and feel all awk and lost and yeah. xP

anyway, i'm a do bulletsies! bulletsies will SAVE ME.

* i'm actually excited for Supernatural's 7th season. omg, holy crap, expletives, expletives. which i didn't expect considering that i've been emobitching up the wazoo about character assassinations and Sera Fucking Gambles and Damn You, Baldy, you know who you are! *shakes fist of rage and helplessness* but, yes. was watching "America's Tyra why are you so fucking batshit" and i saw like half a second of SPNity amidst the Nikitas (i'm sure it's good, but i have a list as long as Jared's arm of TV Shows To Watch and it's not a top priority...i mean, i haven't even seen "The Good Wife" or "Breaking Bad") and Teenage Vampires and Gossip Things and my heart started donkodonking. no lie.

* has everyone seen the s6 gagreel by now? it's like filmed permission to RPF. bullshit, it's a filmed permission to RPS with some poly thrown on the side. if they EVER talk about how we're all a bunch of nymphofannish pervs we can just point them to exhibit a, b, c, d,... and accuse them of pandering and entrapment and i'm not real clear on the legalese, but y'all get my point.

* talking about legalese, i am in love with "Suits" and most particularly Gina Torres. her body is perfection and it's perfection not only because it's perfection, but it's perfection because she wields it like Michelangelo wielded his sculptor-thingy when he made The David. for serious, I hate to see her go but I love to watch her leave. WAR SHIPS HAVE SAILED FOR LESS THAN THIS. i wish i could write sonnets about how she glides through a room. you guys should watch "Suits" 'cause then you can fangasm with me and also get all of gigantic's commentary. it's my favoritest show of the summer and this week is the last episode. boo!

* CAPTIVE PRINCE how many times have i rec'd this original fic and does anybody in my flist read it? NO. wtf, bbs. i'm going to have to go friend me some sadpatheticobssessedcool bitches likeme to talk about it.

* have read buttloads of thinky books and YA books and even a Romance book or two but no fics in forever. meh. i don't even know where to start. I AM INTIMIDATED BY MY OWN BOOKMARKS. lordy.

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shit. britomart_is told me that she could turn my help_japan fic into J2 "America's Next Top Model" and i said no. -_-