I work in the CIA. In like, the non-boring side. Wanna be my lovah?

[swan_bite]

**idk if anybody's noticed but i've been on a bit of a hiatus! and not the kind of hiatus that means that Filomena is a partyin' ho with a really long dance card. oh, noes! Filomena has been studying and working and her life is a big workaholic mountain of poo. poo! FML. oh, and i'm talking about myself in the 3rd person which is totally a sign of major loserdoom and incoming depression.

***i am seriously loving USA shows, nerdy jewish doctors, suave bisexual conmen and their adorakable bisexual G-men, suits suits and more suits, notices that burn, guns and holsters, etc...well, except Covert Affairs. i know, i know. i really tried, and i wanted to love Annie, because idk if you guys know this amazing piece of information but Piper Perabo was a gorgeous lesbian in "Imagine You & Me" with the indomitable Lena Headey who is so hawtass that when people tell me Queen Cersei is a horrible bitch i say YES YES YES SHE IS DO YOU SEE THE HEARTS IN MY EYES THE PINK SPARKLY HEARTS?!?!? THEY ARE FOR HER BECAUSE I LOVE HER OMG! *runs around in circles* but yeah, Covert Affair sucks imo and if the CIA is that boring i'm going to have to stop using that as a come-hither line.


****i'm considering dipping my toes in the X-Men: First Class Fandom, but i'm sooooooooooooooo picky about exactly what i want that i think it'll just be an incoming avalanche of disappointment. after all, though the movie (i thought) did a good job of not being a Xavier or Magneto apologist, fanfic'ers already seem to be picking sides talking about "privileged" or "intolerant" or whatever. like, goddamn it, why can't you guys just leave stuff a little complex, ambiguous and not use fanfic as propaganda? when a movie about superheroes seems to be more nuanced than the meta on it-- idek, guys. this is why we can't have nice things or why i'm so freaking hesitant, either one.


*****i did somehow have time to read and not really like a few bigbang fics, but then again, i've purposely been leaving off anything that sounds truly good as a present for myself. like, umm, anything glassyskies has ever written and will ever write, 'cause that fierce bitch can do no wrong, and britomart_is 's big bang which I'm pretending was written for me, because j'adore Jess. yep, and though i have a hard time buying threesomes (they are usually graphic and not really passionate) Jess/Dean/Sam and any variation thereof is amazingly appealing to me in the right hands (like, the non-girl-hating hands? those hands) stfu, the woman has legs up to her armpits and she was clearly kickass. (in my mind canon, Jess is Girl!Dean and don't tell me that's not trufax, 'cause i ain't gonna listen.


*******if you haven't been reading "Captive Prince" I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU. SERIOUSLY. LIKE, OCEANS OF PITY IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. yes, this is a rec. take this shit seriously, yo. it will change your life.

********also, damn you rhythmsextion for making me like football enough that i'm watching "Necessary Roughness" right now and thinking J2! J2! J2!

Comments

[glassyskies.livejournal.com]

HAI ILU AND YOU MAKE ME BLUSH. THANK YOU FOR THE KISSSSSS.

Also, if you find any decent First Class fic that's non-apologist, go ahead and share it with me, plz? I'm really lazy about searching for decent fic :S

[swan-bite.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING. MANY HAPPY RETURNS. YOU ROCK SO MUCH IDEK, BB. <33333333333333333333

will do, Gilda (idk yr name so) i think i'll use my tumblr for something else than bitching about tumblr, reposting other people's brilliance & ask for recs.*

[glassyskies.livejournal.com]

GILDA. AS IN RITA HAYWORTH Y/Y? :D

Thank you, love. I had a fantastic day. Happy to spend my birthday evening writing fic and watching SPN <3

[swan-bite.livejournal.com]

GILDA. AS IN RITA HAYWORTH Y/Y? :D

the one and only ;D


Happy to spend my birthday evening writing fic and watching SPN

that sounds classic, bb. :)))))))))))

[swan-bite.livejournal.com]

found a fic for you. :*( heartbreakingly good.

[pellucere.livejournal.com]

HI. I saw that you left me a v-gift? And that you have had me friended for what appears to be... a while? And neither of these things is bad, but I am a little bit baffled as to your MOTIVATIONS.

are you someone I know who's changed their username, or someone I know from a different site, or someone I don't know who nevertheless enjoys sending me v-gifts of bright red lips on a whim?

I AM SORRY, SWAN_BITE, BUT EVERYTHING YOU DO CONFUSES ME.

[swan-bite.livejournal.com]

lol my motivations? you make me sound so mysteriousface.

my motivations = reading you. my flist is composed of people i enjoy and people i enjoy reading (art, fanfic, recs, links to shiny). you are someone i enjoy reading. we've never interacted so it's not personal that i don't enjoy you i just don't know you. i'm sure you're fucktons of enjoyable.

and yes, whim. you appear to be non-offensive and maybe awesome and so i decided after seriously pondering about it for half a second that you were worthy of a bright red-lips on* this illustrious national kissy day. happy national kissing day, and apologies for confusing you. <3

[pellucere.livejournal.com]

Oh! Okay, that actually does make sense, it is just not quite how I personally use LJ so it was beyond the scope of my PERSONAL WORLDVIEW.

also beyond the scope of my personal worldview: things like national kissing day, apparently? thank you. ♥

[swan-bite.livejournal.com]

yes, some people seem to use the Friend's List exclusively as an actual Friend's List. CRAYCRAY i tell you.


you're welcome. ;D