that awkward moment when

[swan_bite]

*bradley cooper. idk man. i feel like i shouldn't like him because the guy has that stupid fucking attractive dudebro face and this white boy frat guy swagger, but-- it's like i think he's secretly not so secretly a charming dork. =/ you know, like Dean? also, monsieur cooper speaks french. o.O

*sera gamble you might be as lovely as some of my flisters think you are and i'm not going to talk about your eyebrows because apparently that is hella-sexist, but to me you are the George W. Bush Jr. of show-runners. but yes, Britney Spears, she don't run the show by herself and maybe we should trust her.

* there's a petition out there where you can sign if you want Ben Edlund for showrunner. some people are incensed saying that's a step too far, that she's like a public school teacher and she has a tenure and she'd have to noncon a Jo with a Sam on a barstool (or a desk?) to get fired. if you think that, don't sign it. my way of thinking? she can be demoted. it's no biggy, right? *coughs*Misha*coughs*

*on that note, i'm seriously considering watching "Twilight" in the movie theater for the following reasons:

-rpattz made out with werewolf dude.
-bella's hairdo looks like it was inspired by Snookie. Snookie is my spirit animal. i swear.
-the werewolf dude cried and took his shirt off AT THE SAME TIME IN THE RAIN. simultaneous-like. (which i'm a little worried about because i think Sera's going to have Sam recreate that scene in a totally necessary and not at all gratuitous moment. and when i say worried i mean FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.)
-the sex scene looks so fucking awkward and cringe-worthy, it's like the Borat of sex scenes.
-rpattz? made out with werewolf dude.

*jason isaacs, dan rad, emma and Co. describe their HP experience in one word. MY CRYES.

*jared padalecki is acting so fanfic'y in his twitter it's almost OOC.

Comments

[cottoncandy86.livejournal.com]

LOL trust her, you're so funny.

[swan-bite.livejournal.com]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D & zP

[rogueslayer452.livejournal.com]

It's kind of hilarious seeing people getting their panties in a twist over a petition. Don't agree with it? Don't sign it. It's not up for debate or anything like that. It's just a simple way of calculating those in fandom who want something to change from the way things are being handled. Definitely no biggie there. And it might be a shocker to admit it, but many of us don't agree with the direction the show has been going and would much rather see Gamble get demoted from the position and have it handed over to someone who actually cares about the show and respects the characters and the fans.

But hey, according to some, that's just crazytalk. *shrugs*

That HP video. Bucket for my creys, seriously. Plus, I love the way that both Jason and Tom use two words to describe their experience. THEY ARE REBELS, THOSE MALFOYS. ;p

[swan-bite.livejournal.com]

sorry for the late reply. haven't been on since yesterday.

i know. it's like they feel guilty about not signing that they act all defensive and write essays as to why the petition is actually the work of the devil or something. like dude, don't sign if you don't wanna. nobody's putting a gun to your head not to.

it's funny how it's always the "nice" people (who love the show to the point where they see absolutely nothing wrong with it even when the flaws are abysmal) that use emotional manipulation and say shit like "if you were a real fan, if you respected them, if you--" bitch, i'm in Fandom. it don't get more real than this.