because in these parts, het is the slash of fandom

[swan_bite]

i love Jane. LOVE HER.

I'm trying to find as many Thor/Jane fics as I can, because yes-- Loki is the raven-haired (you can tell I read fanfiction ;D) version of Draco, with his sharp features and sharper mind, his egotism and insecurity, his cunning deviousness and desire to be loved, but --bitch-- she giggled and stole my pants heart. ;D I expected Jane to be all feisty, or faux-indifferent to Thor's considerable assets, or hard-to-get because girl-agency is usually based on "you will rescue me and my vagina before I give her and me to you"-- but she was different than that. She was smart, and charming and girly without being insipid, and instead of dropping some scathing comment to shape him into a gent...she just...she just expected more from him, expected better. So I'm in love with Jane, basically is what I'm saying. I ship her with anybody. Anybody at all, as long as she's in there somewhere.

also? AVENGERS. CAN'T. FUCKEN. WAIT.