I love podfic. I get very attached to podficcers I like, though, and then I get very upset when I run out of stuff to listen to. Because I often listen to podfic during my "me time" like before bed or in the bath, I sort of feel like we develop a relationship. Is that weird? So yeah, I understand what you mean.

I don't know what kind of ___ girl I am, tbh. I love everybody but identify most strongly with Dean, but hate ship wars or ___ vs. ____ wank more than anything, and I think I meet most of your criteria? I'm gonna call myself a TFW girl and be done with it. :)