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SPN S7E1 --The Gay God Agenda, with surprisingly little confetti & parades
gonna be here and @ twitter.
BING commercial? Sera Gamble. -_-
CAPS ACTIVATED. ;D
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IF YOU DON'T MEAN IT.
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES CAS SOUND LIKE A JILTED GIRLFRIEND? HELL HATH NO FURY AND ALL THAT.
BE THANKFUL FOR MY MERCY OMG WHY IS THAT SO SEXY?
I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKES THIS IS THE LAST YOU SEE OF ME NOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU NEED A FIRM HAND
I DO. I ADMIT IT. I DO.
REJOICE
MY STOMACH JUST TURNED OVER. SO DID MY LADY-PARTS.
IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE WRITERS TROLLS TRYING TO INCITE A FULL ON CAS-GIRL SAM-GIRL WAR?
I CAN SMELL THE "DEAN CAN'T FORGIVE CAS BECAUSE LOOK WHAT CAS HAS DONE TO SAM" FROM HERE.DEAN IS SUCH A FIXER UPPER. I LOVE THAT HE HAS TO MAKE SEX NOISES WHEN HE FIXES THE IMPALA. IT MAKES CAR FIXING ALL SORTS OF STIMULATING.
SAM IS SEEING SHIT. IS THIS GONNA BE LIKE EMILY ROSE, ISN'T IT?
OMG CAS I TOTALLY APPRECIATE YOUR TOTALLY GAY GOD AGENDA AND THAT YOUR FIRST ACT AS GOD ON EARTH IS TO LEGITIMIZE YOUR GAY SEXING WITH DEAN-- BUT REALLY? REALLY?!?!? trolololololololol THIS IS BETTER THAN TURNING WATER INTO WINE, I ADMIT.
GOD GETS RIGHTEOUS YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY
I'M GOING TO TATTOO THAT ON MY SOUL
THE GIRL ON TV TALKING ABOUT YOUNG SEXY GOD IS THE BECKY FOR THE NEW GENERATION.
SHIT. I MISS BECKS. -_-
CROWLEY: MY BODY IS SEMI-READY
CASTIEL: YOU'LL TAKE WHATEVER I GIVE YOU
CASTIEL YOUR BODY IS NO LONGER A WONDERLAND. DID DEAN GIVE YOU SYPHILIS AND YOU LEFT IT UNTREATED? THEY HAVE SHIT FOR THAT THESE DAYS, BB, DO NOT SUFFER ALONE!
POOR BLIND DUDE. HE HAD TO SEE CAS AFTER HE BECAME ZOMBIE-BOYFRIEND. NO FANGIRLS NOW SWOONING OVER HIS CRUSTY BUTT. EW.
GODDAMNED SHOW. THEY SHOW ME CAS'S CHEST AND MAKE ME PUKE A LITTLE OVER IT. WTF.
I LOVE HOW LITTLE BOY DEAN IS BEING IN THIS SCENE WITH DEATH. IT'S LIKE HE'S JUST WAITING TO BE ADMONISHED. HOW JOHN EVER DISCIPLINED HIM IS BEYOND ME...ONE LOOK AT THAT SHIFTY FACE AND I WOULD HAVE FOLDED LIKE A FOLDING CHAIR. XP
DEATH IS OUR BITCH
LMAO FOREVER AND EVER AMEN
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MUCH OLDER THAN SOULS?!?!?!? WHAT??!?!? LEVIATHANS????? OMG THIS SHIT GOT MORE REAL THAN WHEN IT GOT REAL AN EPISODE AGO.
PURGATORY IS GOD'S GARAGE/MAN CAVE WHERE HE JUST THROWS HIS SHIT.
OLD ONES
DEATH, HOLD ME! I FEEL DREAD. DREAD, I TELL YOU.
"MEMBRANE" "STUPID LITTLE SOLDIER"
DEATH SPEAKS BEAUTIFULLY. HE OVER-ARTICULATES --THE CONTROL FREAK-- BUT IT SOUNDS AND FEELS AWESOME.
KILL HIM NOW
DEAN, I CAN'T EVEN! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DISOWNED! OMG! FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
IN OTHER NEWS, THIS WHOLE SCENE BETWEEN DEAN AND DEATH IS MAKING ME WANT TO READ WEECHESTER FIC
COMPEL?
YES, DEAN, DEATH IS TELLING YOU TO FIGURE IT OUT AND BY FIGURING IT OUT HE'S SAYING TO FLASH HIM YOUR MANPECS AND THE PROMISE OF MORE.
CAS'S WAKING UP AND IT'S LIKE THE WORST SOUL HANGOVER EVER. DAMN, CAS. YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL SOOOOOOOO BAD ONCE YOU START FIGURING SHIT OUT.
ASIAN CARTOON PORN? WOW, FIRST IT WAS ORGIES, THEN TWINS, THEN MONOGAMY AND FINALLY HIS HAND AND ASIAN PORN.
SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU REDEEMED YOURSELF FOR ME IN THIS SCENE SO MUCH. THIS IS THE SYMPATHY FOR THE FUCKHEAD SCENE I WAS WAITING FOR LAST SEASON.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS YOU'RE BACK. OH GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I CANT EVEN!
BUT WHY IS DEAN SO COLD?! YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, DEAN!
I HATE HOW PRACTICAL BOBBY AND DEAN ARE BEING ABOUT CAS SACRIFICING HIMSELF AND ASKING FORGIVENESS. WTF.
OMG IS CAS DEAD? I CAN'T BELIEVE CAS IS DEAD. OKAY. OMG. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY HE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. THAT HIS FIRST PRIORITY IS TO REDEEM HIMSELF IN DEAN'S EYES.
OOOOOOOOOOOOMG. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
0.O
WHAT?!?!?!
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
MUAHAHAHAHA? DID THESE BITCHES JUST USE CAS'S BODY TO EVIL LAUGH?
O.O
CAPS deactivated.
after the fact reactions:
*i don't believe Cas is gone. not at all. if i did, i wouldn't feel optimistic. if it turns out that i'm wrong and Sera and Kripke truly took Cas away, i will slap soooooooooo many pimps it will be really fucking hard out here for a pimp.
*much better first episode than last year. i understand what the writers were trying to do last year, and i found it interesting, but on an entertaining/emotional level this was much better.
*Misha was AMAZING. simply perfection. his acting was so nuanced yet clear, and he had so much to do here yet it never seemed cartoonish to me. he could have eaten up the scenery and he didn't. wow. just. super impressed.
*omg where do we go from here?
*i was too busy freaking out before to mention the momentous return of Luci, but Marksha was gorgeous as always as Satan and somehow, more faboo than ever.
*this episode was like Oprah for ships, "A ship for you, a ship for you, a ship for all of you!" except maybe Destiel. the Destiel was a bit more...one sided. unrequited!Castiel is now canon to me.
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my flail has abated somewhat, on the Destiel level, but there's all that Sassy to compensate.
and yes, Misha is still around and acting everybody else's boxers off. remember how he thought he was creating a legacy with acting all Aspergery and then every other angel was all sassy and funky and he thought, oh, shit, i am the most boring angel ever? i think he's making up for that, though every Castiel version and everything he does is amazingsauce.
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