HI. I saw that you left me a v-gift? And that you have had me friended for what appears to be... a while? And neither of these things is bad, but I am a little bit baffled as to your MOTIVATIONS.

are you someone I know who's changed their username, or someone I know from a different site, or someone I don't know who nevertheless enjoys sending me v-gifts of bright red lips on a whim?

I AM SORRY, SWAN_BITE, BUT EVERYTHING YOU DO CONFUSES ME.